Hallo! Hallo! Ladies and gentlemen, this evening at the Automobile Show engineer Melosso will present this year’s new products: our most recent and prodigious technical findings.

Voilà the “MacPerson” Anti-Crash. As you can see, its elusive form lets it slide under any obstacle without being harmed at all or causing any damage. The ideal solution for the learner driver.

And here is the “Frou-Frou” for showgirls! With its hydraulically controlled seat mechanism, the passenger can alight from the back of the car to the applause of the audience.

Now we present the “Grasshopper”. The name explains everything: elegance… comfort… and above all, safety. With this car, narrow roads cease to exist.

“The Alpestren vehicle” for mountaineers with a sedentary lifestyle. The independence of each wheel lets it take on all rough terrains. With this vehicle, the mountain summit is easily within reach.

For the professional needs of politicians, “Tribunia” has created this “convertible” which in the blink of an eye is transformed into a convenient podium.

Now we present the winner of the “Grand Prix”. Its comfort and its road-holding make this economy car unbeatable. Apparently ordinary, it has a secret that renders it superior to all others.

This car is equipped with Pirelli tyres, guaranteeing both a trouble-free trip and the travellers’ safety. This model is superior to all others that we have presented.

For Pirelli tyres no wet roads exist, nor curves that are too difficult. On flat terrain, in the mountains or in the city, these are every driver’s best friend. They allow sharp braking and rapid acceleration.

The lady is satisfied. This is the car for her. “And remember” she says to her husband “to get four Pirelli tyres straight away. It’s best to travel safely!”